There once was a man who could rifle And not just with any ole trifle. No he looked for de booty. And got oh so nooty. A huge sigh she was forced to stifle!
Voorhees' unabridged dictionary of "The World's Oldest Professions" is available on Amazon and at http://www.rgvoorhees.com. Follow him on Twitter @richvoorhees.
There once was a man who could rifle
ReplyDeleteAnd not just with any ole trifle.
No he looked for de booty.
And got oh so nooty.
A huge sigh she was forced to stifle!